This book shines for kids ages 1–10 — the years when the brain forms the strongest emotional memories and when your presence matters most. The golden years where they still think you’re interesting.
Old enough to have fun, young enough to believe you’re a superhero.

Yes. If they can laugh, point, splash, or destroy something gently — they qualify.

Absolutely. Older kids get even more into the missions, the secrecy, the challenges, and the sticker collecting.

Absolutely.
A dad is anyone who shows up and creates memories.

This book works for:

• stepdads,
• divorced dads,
• weekend dads,
• co-parents,
• adoptive dads,
• future dads.

Yes — but moms have a dedicated version of the book.

Both! Fresh dads will find survival hacks, seasoned pros will level-up their dad game, and everyone gets bonus points from their significant others. Win-win-win.

Kids don’t store memories from words. They store sensory, emotional, surprising moments. This book intentionally includes:

• ripping pages,
• shocks + surprises,
• silliness,
• laughter,
• tiny victories,
• and a sticker ritual that locks the memory.

The poster acts as a daily reminder, strengthening the memory every time your kid sees it.

Research shows kids who share frequent positive, sensory-rich experiences with parents develop:

• higher emotional security,
• stronger self-esteem,
• deeper trust,
• better resilience,
• and stronger long-term bonding.

This book delivers those experiences without planning, guilt, or mental load.

The book helps dads:

• feel competent,
• avoid decision fatigue,
• show up consistently,
• experience micro-wins,
• build connection without pressure.

Bonding happens through shared emotional experiences.
This book gives you 28 of them.

Every mission ends with a sticker — a visual anchor that says: "Dad did this with me."

Yes. Research shows emotional, sensory, high-engagement activities form stronger memories.

And the poster refreshes the memory daily.

Glad you asked! Sure, it’s funny as hell, but beneath the sarcasm is a stack of truly useful, step-by-step activities. It’s practical dad-ing, served with a side of laughs.

Toys fade. Experiences last. This book creates memories kids keep for life.

It’s not just a gift for him — it’s an investment in your child’s happiest memories.

It is more. It is the Dad-Child Memory Engine.

It is the system at the heart of the book — a simple, science-backed loop that turns any small moment into a core memory your kid will keep for life.

Through a six-step cycle designed around how kids actually form memories: Feel → Do → Laugh → Succeed → Sticker → Remember.

Because it activates the exact combination proven to create long-lasting emotional memories: senses + emotions + imagination + accomplishment + repetition.

It’s a tear-out, one-time adventure book — the experience is the product.
The missions are one-and-done — you rip them out, you do them, you keep them. The book becomes a trophy of memories, not a repeatable workbook.

The memories? Those last forever (and so does your Epic Dad poster).

• 28 tear-out missions
• Giant Dad Achievement Poster
• Sticker Pack
• Scripts + instructions + surprises
• QR system for saving memories

Yes. The poster becomes:

• a progress tracker,
• a pride wall,
• a visual memory machine,
• and a daily dopamine hit.

The sticker is a psychological anchor.
It seals the memory through:

• reward,
• ritual,
• ownership,
• physical action.

Kids remember moments better when they mark them.

Exactly. But think of it as productive destruction. You rip it, you own it, and now you're fully committed. It's like burning ships, but less dramatic.

Yep. If you’ve got multiple kids, lost half your stickers under the couch, or your child used them all on the dog — we’ve got you. Extra sticker packs are sold separately.

Perfect. Missions are purposely:

• low prep,
• low brain power,
• high bonding.
  You can do one in 5 minutes.

No. Everything is designed around stuff already in your home.Worst case? MacGyver mode. Kids love that.

We’ve got you. Each activity clearly indicates whether it's a quick-and-easy five minutes or a full-day adventure. Choose according to your current chaos-level.

Yes — but use normal parental common sense.
We’re not responsible for anyone microwaving crayons.

Some. No glitter.
We’re not cruel.

Great — missions are quick and flexible. And surprising and funny.

Your kid doesn’t judge. They just want YOU.

Absolutely. Zero crafting talent required. If you can read a sentence, rip a page, and locate tape, you’re qualified. This isn’t Pinterest — it’s dad-ing. Built for real men who don’t own a glue gun.

It’s one of the best dad gifts because it keeps on giving:

• it creates memories,
• it boosts confidence,
• it reduces mental load,
• it makes Dad the hero of the story.

Yes — it reduces the mental load and gives Dad a clear, easy way to bond.

Because kids will only be this small once! Core memories happen in small windows — this book opens those moments for you and turns them into memories they’ll keep for life.

Yes, it is written by comedians, so it is fun to read on the toilet.

Yes. It’s written by comedians, which means it’s scientifically optimized for maximum toilet-based reading enjoyment.

Lovingly crafted (by exhausted dads, mostly) in Europe. We ship worldwide—delivery time depends on your location and whether the mailman decides to stop for coffee along the way.